Oh sweet son of mine
The more you whine, the more I want to wine
I know that the terrible twos are just a passing time
But I can’t help but feel like it’s overwhelming
Oh sweet son of mine
You are a one of a kind
You bring me happiness, our lives sublime
But there are times when you wine
So I wine
I know that these types of days will be over in due time
It’s inevitable
Oh sweet son of mine
Tell me, is it fun to learn to walk and climb?
To throw the toys, to break the books
To give everybody sad puppy dog looks?
To open your mouth to scream and shout
To let the whole world wonder what was that all about?
I get it, you are learning
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Oh sweet song of mine
I’ll love you forever but here is your sign
To stop the whining and go to sleep
And let mommy get a break while you are counting sheep
She will pour a red or maybe a white
And have just a glass to end the day and enter the night
And we can all get some shut-eye and go to bed
And wait for those dreams to fill our head
And wake up ready for the day
And spend it all again in song and play